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Glow in the dark door sign |
| If you're one of those people that think the traditional "Do not disturb" sign usually found in hotels is just a little too vague then perhaps this glow in the dark sign featuring a pair of lovers in flagrante... more >> |
£1.95 £0.95 £0.85 |
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Lotto game for lovers |
| I read in the paper the other day that the Eczema Society are thinking of raising money by releasing a scratch card? Ahem, sorry but I think Harry Hill wants that joke back. This ten pack of XXX Lotto game for... more >> |
£2.95 £0.95 £0.85 |
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Triple x voucher |
| Holy mackerel! These really are triple X and damn funny as well. A great fun gift for those of you who are not the most subtle people in the world. WARNING: Due to the adult nature of this product some of the wording... more >> |
£2.95 £1.95 £1.75 |
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Six assorted naughty signs |
| These six 19cm x 19cm cardboard backed signs have a variety of stop signs and slogans printed on them such as; no ass touching, no kissing, no tit touching, no wind, no nudity and no *!?!ing. Each sign has a pair of... more >> |
£7.95 £4.95 £4.46 |
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Giant Boobie party popper |
| According to the packaging for this boobie party popper "the product is used for inside and outside celebration occasions such as wedding, Christmas, various entertainment parties etc, which can increase... more >> |
£3.95 £1.95 £1.75 |
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Giant Willie party popper |
| According to the packaging for this wille party popper "the product is used for inside and outside celebration occasions such as wedding, Christmas, various entertainment parties etc, which can increase... more >> |
£3.95 £1.95 £1.75 |
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Lover's prisoner kit |
| Ok, I'd like to think of myself as a fairly liberated individual so I can accept the two wrist and ankle restraints and even the soft collar with attachable leash that can be found in this lover's prisoner kit.... more >> |
£9.95 £4.95 £4.46 |
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Lovers kinky sex kit |
| The slogan on the box states that this gift idea is "The perfect sex kit for ordinary lovers!" Now, I'm not quite sure what qualifies for being an "ordinary lover" or whether swinging from the chandeliers is an... more >> |
£9.95 £5.95 £5.36 |
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Willie leash |
| I suppose the old phrase "different strokes for different folks" is probably stating the obvious when it's mentioned in the same context as the willy leash that you see before you?! I suppose every bloke out... more >> |
£3.95 £2.25 £2.02 |
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Love cuffs |
| For intimate lovers only. Included in the pack are a pair of keys but the cuffs also have a safety release feature so you don't always have to be tied to one lover. A great fun gift or a tool for spicing up your own... more >> |
£5.95 £2.95 £2.66 |
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Furry love cuffs |
| For intimate lovers only. These hand cuffs look fluffy but they hide metal cuffs beneath. Included in the pack are a pair of keys but the cuffs also have a safety release feature so you don't always have to be tied... more >> |
£5.95 £2.95 £2.66 |
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Sexy female ice tray |
| Let's face it, ice cubes aren't exactly the most interesting things to look at so why not liven up your cocktail by slipping a couple of these frozen naked ladies into your glass and sex up your drink! Tray... more >> |
£3.95 £0.95 £0.85 |
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Large willie ice sculpture |
| Create a 12" erotic masterpiece for your next party with this stunning willie ice sculpture. You'll amaze your guests when they see this spectacular frozen phallus standing tall, especially when they find... more >> |
£7.95 £4.95 £4.46 |
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Large boob ice sculpture |
| Create a perfect pair of boobies for your next party with this titillating ice sculpture. Your guests will be amazed when you show off this spectacular set of frozen jugs, especially when they find out how easy... more >> |
£7.95 £4.95 £4.46 |
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Lovers dart game |
| Thirteen maybe unlucky for some but not so if you happen to be playing this lover's game as there just so happens to be thirteen places to land your phallic shaped magnetic dart onto the lover's dart board. The... more >> |
£12.95 £5.75 £5.17 |
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Sex position decider |
| The glow in the dark sex position decider is a simple and fun foreplay game that couples can play when the lights are down low. Simply swing the decision maker and it will decide which sex position you and your... more >> |
£3.95 £2.25 £2.02 |
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Bumpin bunnies |
| This is one of those adult novelty products that does exactly what it says on the box as all you need to do is wind them up and sit back and chuckle as these excitable bunnies go for it!... more >> |
£4.95 £2.25 £2.02 |
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Porkin piggies |
| This is one of those adult novelty products that does exactly what it says on the box as all you need to do is wind them up and sit back and chuckle as these excitable oinkers go for it!... more >> |
£4.95 £2.25 £2.02 |
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Boob cubes |
| Let's face it, ice cubes aren't exactly the most interesting things to look at so why not liven up your cocktail by slipping a couple of these frozen boobies into your glass and sex up your drink! Each pack... more >> |
£3.95 £0.95 £0.85 |
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Whopping willie undies |
| An ex-girlfriend of mine once said that "I was hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse". It took me years to figure out that she wasn't paying me a compliment. If you, or someone you know, happens to be one of the... more >> |
£4.95 £2.25 £2.02 |
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