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15 gifts

You too can be a wanker - greetings card

You too can be a wanker - greetings card

You too can be a wanker greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain... more >>
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They were out of control... - greetings card

They were out of control and hungry for cock greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of... more >>
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They were out of control... - greetings card



I love you more than Kylie - greetings card

I love you more than Kylie - greetings card

I love you more than Kylie. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you... more >>
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George loved Mary... - greetings card

George loved Mary. Mary couldn't give a shit. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also... more >>
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George loved Mary... - greetings card



The double date had unexpected results - greetings card

The double date had unexpected results - greetings card

The double date had unexpected results. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain... more >>
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Do I look like I fly fucking economy - greetings card

Do I look like I fly fucking economy. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain... more >>
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Do I look like I fly fucking economy - greetings card



Kevin was very pleased... - greetings card

Kevin was very pleased... - greetings card

Kevin was very pleased with what he could order on the internet. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside... more >>
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Trevor never quite got... - greetings card

Trevor never quite got the idea of housework. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also... more >>
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Trevor never quite got... - greetings card



Proof that men should never... - greetings card

Proof that men should never... - greetings card

Proof that men should never be allowed to buy their own clothes. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside... more >>
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For such a cheap whore... - greetings card

For such a cheap whore Roxy had fabulous wallpaper. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is... more >>
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For such a cheap whore... - greetings card



Bollocks to men - greetings card

Bollocks to men - greetings card

Bollocks to men. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write... more >>
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We know your secret. You love cock - greetings card

We know your secret. You love cock. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain... more >>
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We know your secret. You love cock - greetings card



Fancy a tit wank - greetings card

Fancy a tit wank - greetings card

Fancy a tit wank. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write... more >>
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First class bitch - greetings card

First class bitch. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write... more >>
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First class bitch - greetings card



Fuck the diet I need carbs - greetings card

Fuck the diet I need carbs - greetings card

Fuck the diet I need carbs. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you... more >>
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